"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"
Dildo attached to a Buzz Lightyear attached to a traffic light (at North 7th Medical)
Finally, I see some real art on this website. 10/10.
u know what the worst thing about being a girl is… is when another girl asks u for a hair tie, but its ur last one, but u can’t say u don’t have one because she knows its on ur wrist, so u give it to her, and then she says “oh i’ll give it back!” knowing damn well she won’t, and u sit there sad because now you have to go buy another pack of hair ties that u know ur gonna lose by the end of the month
"I hate how the phrase ‘have some self respect’ is used to shame women who are comfortable with their sex lives. ‘Have some self respect’? I do respect myself, that’s why I wanna have a fucking orgasm tonight, thank you very much."
when bae sets up a surprise date <3
How not to pick up girls
Oh, mirror in the sky, what is love?
Can the child within my heart rise above?
Can I sail through the changing ocean tides?
Can I handle the seasons of my life?
I don’t know.
Well, I’ve been afraid of changing
'Cause I've built my life around you
But time makes you bolder
Children get older, I’m getting older too
'American Horror Story': First Look at Freak Show Cast Art