When you make a reference and someone actually gets it
me: hi, can i have a large—
starbucks employee: you mean a venti?
me: can we not do this
B. Y. E
something that i miss about childhood? well people don’t ask me what my favorite shape is anymore. adults just don’t do this. it’s a triangle in case you were wondering. you don’t care
"I read the book before I watched the movie"
pitbull was a great host during the AMAs
of all the possible sentences that can be strung together using the english language, this is not one that my brain was prepared to process